Free Shipping Bar Attributes
Paint Your Pet... Weirdly.
The “Ugly-Cute” Photo Guide
The most crucial part of your order determines the final derpy artistic effect of your pet
We Don't Want Perfection. We Want Personality.
The "Derpy" Checklist
The Big Snoot
Turn on the wide-angle mode (0.5x) of your mobile phone and directly press the camera close to the pet’s nose to take a photo. The larger the nose and the more deformed the face, the better.
The Glitch
Don’t pose for photos. We need the “black history” moments of yawning, sneezing, rolling our eyes, or having our lips stuck in our teeth.
Liquid Mode
Take pictures of them as they collapse on the sofa and melt into a mess, or as they lower their heads and squeeze out their three-layered chins. The more distorted the posture is, the better.
The Judgemental Stare
Catch their squinting at you, their disdainful looks, or their dazed expressions as if they were in a daze.
Well-Lit Photo
Natural daylight or a brightly lit room works best. Avoid shadows.
Unedited Photo
Filtered photos can distort coloring. We want to match your pet’s real look.
